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A site about Siri responses:)
STSS, aka Shit That Siri Says, is rather fun, and shows what a deep understanding Apple has of their market. They knew people would push the envelope, and have shown a lot of style in being ready for it.
But this is for me to enjoy later – right now, i must work on a better understanding of IEEE procedures, not enjoy this site – oh what fun though! must…resist..
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Reasons I love reading anything by Charlie Brooker
I could explain his insight, his use of language, his piercing insight, hell, I could say he is blackly, bleakly, observant hysterically funny. But I think it is easiest to simply let him persuade you…
Being a pitiless blank-eyed hell-wraith summoned by the Dark Ones and instructed to walk among us spreading fear and misery, David Cameron loves the thought of the BBC being reduced in size and scope. In fact he famously described the very notion of BBC cuts as “delicious”. He said this openly at a press conference, but also repeated it later, in the quiet confines of his lair.
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Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws
I am struggling to pick a favourite – they all delight me so!
I’m Under Arrest for What? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws – DivineCaroline.
Customer complaint email and response by GASP clothing goes viral
These people have no idea of the hellish mess they have gotten themselves into. They deserve it. Oh , they are so exclusive are they? Well, I think they are probably going to find themselves too exclusive to have customers at this rate.
GASP clothing has defended its position involving a customer dispute, releasing yet another jaw-dropping response.
The statement came after a spat between the retailer and a customer, who was told that their clothes were too exclusive for her, turned into a viral email sensation.
via Customer complaint email and response by GASP clothing goes viral | Herald Sun.
welcome to tmi…hair today.
i forget who told me i didn’t reveal much of myself. you have a lot to answer for, whoever it was. so, hre is some more info:)
i like hairless legs on me – not caring about others, just my thang. like many women, terribly lazy in winter – being single also affords more dubious luxury of noone to make one feel that one should make more of an effort or delight in having someone who thinks you are beautiful regardless…
anyway, summer tends to find me more in skirts and dresses. i am probably old fashioned in feeling the urge to defoliate the lower limbs – it was a big thing when i was a teen, i have subsequently let much of that gi, but i actually like my legs this way. and with my body dislike, one must reconcile where one can:)
ymmv. i don’t CARE what others do with theirs. i can only talk with any confidence on my opinion of me:)
so, back to the point. i can drift, as you may observe:)
shaving them, with the evil back, is hard. so – wax on, wax off occurred today.
yes, an – experience.
yes, i will do again, having encountered an intelligent, empathic young woman, who actually enjoys what she sees as ‘helping people like their bodies better’. such a nice girl, who made it less painful than getting a tattoo or giving birth;) ok, so i am having another tattoo anyway (anyone who spots a good tardis tattoo, please, pics!).
she is also very good at persuading you to try – umm, other waxing. yes, i can now wear a bikini – but i could before. i am not that fussed by having pubic hair, but i prefer not to have the forest undergrowth look. having been shaved for caesarians, the regrowth is much more intense than if they had just left the poor thing alone. so, umm, hedge trimming? anyway, she neatened up around the edges, chatting about the behaviour of people and life, quite a deep conversation really, great fun. not necessary stuff, frippery, but oh! the fun i now know what a landing strip is, why it is called that – and what it costs. not much financially, but..
sadly – noone to land. ahh well!
Messing with you
(stay for the end, is probably not worth it, but i laughed:) )

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